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How does an elephant get out of a phone booth?

How can you tell when an elephant is gettong ready to charge? How many elephants on a Nurndy team?

He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. When his caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a holdup in Long Beach, California, would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. So they can trip birds.

Listen, you want to know about woodchucks, get the Woodchuck Book. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window.

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A man who shoveled snow hagrade an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his Vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Because white ones get dirty to fast. What did the elephant say to the maharajah? How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen? Because the’re easier to get at the ballpark.

What is the Mayor of Waterloo, Iowa, donig about the Elephants question? Why don’t elephants like martinis? Because it’s out of the high rent district.

By the smell of peanuts on his breath. Why do elephants have wrinkled knees? The clerk called immediately, and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. What’s he got to remember?

Jump around on it for awhile. So they won’t step on the fish.


What does an elephant smell like after it takes shower? Why do elephants float down the dariwnove on their backs? Did you ever try to get an olive out of your nose? What did the elephants saywhen they saw Tarzan leaving the jungle? By the footprints in the pizza. Those in the half of the herd that uses Crest. An American teenager was in the hospital recovering from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train. Why do girl elephants wear angora sweaters? Three in front and three in back. As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran.

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Why has the Elephants been replaced as a Household Pet by the Cat? What did elephant say when he got caught in the revolvinng door? Because their tennis shoes are too tight. The darwinvoe store window was made of Plexiglas. How do you know if an elephant’s standing near you in an elevator?

Why does a bald elephant wear for a toupee? They got tired of working for peanuts.